Continental breakfast for those mornings you just need three pastries, okay?

Free parking means you're not stuck tracking down a spot.

Sporty Sportersons will be all over the onsite (indoor!) facilities, from volleyball to hockey to ping pong, pool and 24-hr fitness center.

Practice your best Phelps impression at the pool.

If you can pull yourself away from the onsite amenities (yes, pool and hot tub), dining, theater and nightlife are all walkable.

Remember the days before WiFi? Yeah, those sucked. Thankfully, you won’t have to relive them here – they’ve got it and it’s free.

Right on Detroit Lake, with free kayak and stand-up paddle board rentals.

Tweet, post, pin and ‘gram with reckless abandon. Thank you, free WiFi.

Free parking means you're not stuck tracking down a spot.

Onsite rock climbing wall for days when it’s too cold to play outside. And there’s a lot of ‘em.

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned game of Marco Polo in the pool.

Free parking means you're not stuck tracking down a spot.

Sink into the over-stuffed recliner and flip on any game with DIRECTV. And popcorn? It’s already in the microwave.

Hope you left extra space in your bag – West Acres Mall is just across the street.